Seven is the New 14

Seven is the new 14 and 14 is the new 21
21 is the new 35 35 – you’re barely alive

46 is the new 17 and 6 and a half is the same old 6 and a half
3 is just like 93 but Seven is the new 14

If you're nine or if you're ninety
Or somewhere in-between
When you're five or when you're fifty
You still have time to dream
If you've switched to drinking low-fat
Or you're slurping down the cream
It doesn't really matter because
Seven is the New 14

1 + 1 is not 7  and 2 + 2 is not 7
 3 + 3 is not 7  but 4 + 3 is 7!
 4 + 4 is not 7  5 + 5 is not 7

6 + 6 is not 7 and 7 + 7 is THE NEW SEVEN!